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Necia porque no eres mía

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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officialfrenchtoast:

"hey i’ll use your computer for a whi—"

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ninfia:

im going to inject garlic bread into my blood stream 

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pissyeti:

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

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durbikins:

For the past two days, this little dinosaur has been hitchhiking on my side mirror.image

And every time I go back to my car, he’s just chilling on top of the mirror, ready to go.

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The dude’s hella confused though. He sees himself in the mirror and tries to attract himself to himself

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And sometimes it looks like he fell off …

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nope!

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(via orgasm)

lordoftheswag:

you liked my girls selfie a little too fast….

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Act like you trust people, but don’t.
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nuditea:

straight women who casually use the word “girlfriend” to refer to their platonic lady friends, i have nothing against you, but you make the world really confusing,

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